Didn’t Illinois make Wisconsin look like frauds last week?

I gotta tell yah, I really do

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

So do the folks at the Orchids of Asia...

Well the complaint includes text messages (ie -evidence, not simply accusations) showing that at the VERY LEAST he’s a huge fucking asshole who sexually assaulted her. Also, she “willingly went back to his house” after he exposed himself and masturbated on her, not after the forcible rape (unless you’re referring to…

Well, at least now I know the answer to “Who’s the most Jacksonvillian player ever to Jacksonville?”. For now it’s this guy, because I’ve already forgotten his name as I write this comment.

The ump eating shit really completes the highlight. 

Seeing lots of “I’m a Yankees fan, but...” and “I hate the Red Sox, but...” on the internet tonight. Cool, man, you don’t want the human beings who arbitrarily wind up playing for teams in a different geographic location than you to literally die. Awesome, that’s very noble.

We are the pee tape. The pee tape is us.

Oh boy did that get there. +1

+$180,000 in a blender. 

Or it is a brilliant tactic to get rid of a bunch of guys who are much better known than they are dependable and good at the sport. 

bad take

Idk if I’d call Trotz “legendary.” It’s not like when Bowman went to the Red Wings boasting six Cups.

Not a fair comparison of rookies, Bill. Luka is 19. Larry was 33.

This would be great if only he hadn’t lazed out and went with default Calibri. You get my star for what could have been.

A story is posted about a 15-year-old girl being sexually groomed by her mentor and your response is “But she became a stripper!”

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

The majority of people upset over the “disrespect” shown by not standing for the anthem also proudly fly the Confederate flag next to the Stars and Stripes.... So let’s grade their anger on the idiotic curve it deserves.

*gall