That’s good! You don’t have to worry about Samer and Tom Ley coming over and playing tickle monster with your kids.

It’s amazing how often Deadspin gets a story wrong. It’s almost like they have no business being journalists at all.

How does Deadspin reconcile its undying support of black people with these horrendous crimes? Everyday millionaire black athletes are committing unspeakable crimes against women and Deadspin refuses to discuss the black war on women. You can’t be a feminist and a black apologist.

It always amazes me how insecure rich black celebrities and athletes are. They’re so flashy with their money. They’re clearly compensating for significant insecurities.

Somewhere Tom Ley is gently sobbing and wishing he’d won $20k for that expensive operation to get rid of his dirty man parts and replace them with pretty lady bits.

Another thinly veiled gay post from Tom. “This pass” was added because Tom’s still in the closet. Dude, we know you’re gay. You’re the queen of the Brooklyn. It’s a safe place Tom, just come out and get showered with praise (and semen) by the other closet queens on here.

Asking Deadspin about (male) indecent exposure is like asking a crackhead about legalizing narcotics. Both are so addicted that their perspective is tainted. Although Deadspin loves dong more than any addict loves drugs.