All sex is rape

Why are hipsters so unoriginal?

He's just having fun. Let him have fun. He's not hurting anyone. He's expressing his joy!!

Later the African fellow raped the girl

Look at him. He's having so much fun. He plays with such joy. Let him have his fun !! He's so joyous!

If a white First Lady did this, deadspin would tear her to shreds.

Plus he's black. I hate white people so win-win.

And unless you're a hedge fund manager I promise I make more money than you so I'll take my BA and 7 figures all day

Isis agrees

You think Obamas a good president ?

I have a degree in economics from a school you could never sniff. When the economy was doing well liberals tried to give Obama credit for the markets. Now it’s apparent we’re on the brink of another recession and Obamas policies are in part to blame. He's one of the worst presidents ever.

Watch out. We got a white knight.

Tom Ley loves some bears in the village.

Meanwhile the Dow tanks and the economy sinks into recession while deadspin pretends Obama is a good president.

He broke up with her then won a tournament that week and proceeded to dominate golf for the next 3 months.

I'm sitting in my 1.2 million dollar house in one of the nicest suburbs of NYC right now. You're just another sexually confused beta male with white guilt who is underachieving in life and angry that the world is passing him by. You failed because you suck and people don't like you. It's your fault, no one else's.

You spend your life trying to get stars on kinja. That's fucking pathetic. Go lick the cum out of tom Leys ass and pretend like you aren't gay.

Trump is evil. Obama is God. Isis isn't a threat. The economy is great. Just keep repeating those affirmations to yourself. When in doubt just blame whitey

I thought she was dead. Rory McIlroy awesomely ripped her heart out.

Why haven't black people made any major contributions to modern civilization ?