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I hate her too. But I listened very intently to the show and Trevor is the only person I’ve seen make her squirm. While I wish to hell he would have pushed her much harder, but at least he showed she is all talk and no substance.

“It says a lot about who runs the NFL that a god damn nylon cover attached to pvc pipe is some type of “new and advanced” player friendly sideline addition.”

Stick to soccer, Haisley.

Agree, is this a “Billy is wrong about something other than soccer” test balloon for a new column?

To accent my Lenovo laptop (with the faulty hinge) I adorn my desktop with a mousepad I bought at a tourist market in Lima, Peru, and a bespoke cardboard phone stand painted by my 6-year-old. Top that.

To accent my Lenovo laptop (with the faulty hinge) I adorn my desktop with a mousepad I bought at a tourist market

The quality has submarined.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

IT WAS A CATCH

You can’t spell special without ACL

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

I am but a padawan to her “Take Jedi”.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Seems like he was in denial.

The random businessman who walks into the match with no socks on looks like the politest idiot on the field ever.

Your friend sounds like an idiot.

Ryan Flaherty ain’t scared.

I haven’t seen a head injury like that since 1 Samuel 49.

Somewhere inside his kidneys at that point I am assuming.

This is what it looks like when fat people sit in stadium seats.