You’re going to try to interrupt the only agency Darwin has left?

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

This is the most truth I’ve read today in the comments. Thank you for giving me hope!

There is a direct corrolation between the use of “witty” nicknames/insults like “Crapelbon”, “LeBrick”, “The Miami Cheat”, etc. and the absolute potential lack of anything interesting or intelligent being said.

“You’re not ‘old’ enough to get that call Cam. I’d give that call to an ‘old’ quarterback like Peyton Manning or Tom Brady or Andrew Luck or Ryan Tannehill or Nick Foles or Johnny Manziel, or Flacco, or Julian Edelman if they call his number for a passing play, but never to a ‘young’ guy like you or Michael Vick or…

Wow, look at this ref trying to flex his muscles.

No. To force deep-pocketed Patty Kane to pay you off to go away, you have to convince him that (a) he’d be convicted (unless you go away), or (b) you’d win a civil suit against him (via preponderance of the evidence) if he doesn’t pay you now.

I’ve heard many theories and this one is unquestionably the worst. Which given the way this case has gone, might mean it’s true.

I believe the word is that the DNA evidence came back negative on Kane’s DNA. So she was trying to make it look like the evidence had been tampered with so it would cast more suspicion on Kane.

Why do you believe he did it?

Roethlisberger: “Are we going for two?”

I bet those of you who made fun of Chip Kelly for signing two high-priced running backs are feeling pretty stupid right about now. If there’s anyone who can replicate Murray’s pulled hamstring, it’s Ryan Mathews.

I liked the screen name PFT Commentor much better. Why did you change it?

That must be the axe they gave him.

Statistician: Isn’t it fun to poke fun at a QB’s small sample size?

I think that’s a fair wage for watching the Vikings.

if football fans are good at anything, it’s finding creative ways to stay as shitfaced as possible while turning the stadium into a hell on Earth.

Who will collect the children to sacrifice to Adrian Peterson now?