Honestly, I mostly have. I watched maybe five games last year. I only watched last night because a coworker had it on. Once hockey season starts I almost never watch football.

Well, I can’t unsee that

What did he do? He rocked this motherfuckin’ look.

“The big hand moves faster than the little hand.”

I was planning on ditching the office disgustingly early this afternoon, and you folks beat my planned escape time by nearly an hour. You lucky bastards.

On a somewhat related note, their plan to hang an Aaron Hernandez banner was shot down.

Bold statement.

I only came down to the comments section to look for these posts.

dan is the guy. sarcasm is the weakness.

but then he’s actually alive inside the casket, and jumps out and gives them a “Gotcha!” finger-point, right? RIGHT?????

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern

He must be one those people that gets others to agree with him by making them uncomfortable until they give a soft chuckle and a half-hearted “yeah ok man” just to make him shut up

Days of Thunder came out 25 years ago.

Why did the coach announce Hoyer as the starting QB four times? Seems excessive.

Well, all eyes are on them now.

Compared with some of the stuff that goes on at bigger programs, this one is just small potatoes.

It’s like you’ve never met a 20 year old guy before.

How have you freaked out your fellow fantasy managers?