The cops are trained to legally induce the subject into any sort of behavior that could possibly, not reasonably, be perceived as threatening, just so the cops have a good story to tell their buddies about blastin’ some fag through the teeth

Oh so you actually believe the police when they claim he “lunged” at them. That makes you a piece of shit.

but future journalists might have a slightly harder job :(

I think I’m going to write her in prison with intention of becoming her spouse.

“Chelgren may be a dumb hick, but unlike the Stanford band’s portrayal of the state, not everybody in Iowa is.”