Oh, please, Deadspin. Mayweather can’t even spell IV.

I suppose it’s not so surprising a physician in the employ of that team is an Indian diagnoser.

I hear that Chelsea is hiring.

Oh man. It's almost impossible to sympathize with these cops, but who names their kid Gofuck Yourself?

The idiocy of this comment epitomizes your entire tenure at Deadspin.

Wow. They went waaaay over the limit.

I find this a bit disturbing - usually it's Eli who's caught off-guard by a big sack.

Looks like he's gotten a little pail in the offseason.

The New Orleans bid committee probably feels as though the roof caved in on them.

Oh. This is where the deadspin comment section is going now. We're YouTube now. Good to know.

According to a male student, "Ms. Smith" grabbed his journal and stopped him from talking to his friends as he walked into his third-period class.

With all those extra r's, he should really be playing for Pittsburgh.

Vin Scully could do play-by-play of a sex tape and make it sound classy.

A more apt comparison, perhaps.

A Cry in the Park

/leaps off apartment roof

'Kinja haters' would seem to be a clear winner over any group but 'Crossfitters.'

I don't think actual voting will be necessary. Just wait about 3 hours and we'll know.

He's going to ace that Home Depot interview now also.