Looking forward to a grown man being held responsible for his own shit instead of his wife.

Follow my lead tonight. At 8 PM EST, crack open a beer, go to your couch, click on the TV, and relax. Just watch baseball. We can worry about all this other stuff when the games aren’t being played.

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Does she care about anything besides faux pearl clutching and getting work done on her face?

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick? 

I am drunk and love everyone, and am now going to star every comment so far tonight ❤️

HELLO it’s my birthday and I have had a very nice chill day and found some treasures at Goodwill and I’ve had sex TWICE and now I’m at Waffle House and ya know it really doesn’t get much better. Hope everyone is having a lovely weekend <3

So I spent the day marching with over a million people in the big smog where, just as we reached Parliament Square after two hours of walking, it was announced the Letwin Amendment passed meaning a delay has been requested.

He’s not being a hypocrite. Sounds quite clearly like he’s saying, “I wanted you to show your body before because that benefitted my image and my ego, and I want you to hide your body now because that benefits my image and my ego.” His message has been very consistent: he believes her body belongs to him, and he is…

You and me both.

Bruh...maybe you forget that the reason why you know your wife is because she did a porno with Ray J. Or the fact that she (since marrying you) has tried to “break the internet” multiple times by posing in various states of undress- like we haven’t seen her whole (plastic and silicone) address at this point. Kanye has…

GANG THREATENS WOMAN FOR REPORTING THEIR CRIMES

“DON’T FUCK WITH PEOPLE YOU DON’T KNOW!”

I've never heard of a combination macaroni potato salad before. Sounds good!

I don’t have much to decide on work/life balance (I’m single, but then again why not choose myself rather than a long company work day, right?!) but this post on choosing a career path at Ask A Manager really hit me on the head: “Also, this won’t apply to everyone, but I was helped by the fact that I figured out…

Seconding a seaweed border.  Looks great so far, show us more progress pics later! :D

An hour ago I watched helplessly as my kid fell backward off our back step and heard the conk when her head hit the concrete. She’s absolutely fine. I called the on-call nurse from her doctors’ office who told me what to look out for, but she’s been her usual self. I just am still shaking. I truly have never been so…

Hi Maria and everyone who reads this! I’ve only ever replied to comments so I’m kind of.. nervous..?