If this ever comes to Oregon, I am guessing the owner of this car will be bummed when he finds out “STOLEN” vanity plate is invalid...

and when they did come:

i tried to but damn near the entire thing was redacted

if you’re not describing Dawson Park in N Portland, Oregon you very well could be.

almost all bars (and restaurants for that matter) in portland or have water coolers (carboys) for self-serve water.

The A&W i went to with semi frequency about four years ago in San Rafael, CA had them all the time. i had them then, and along with the rest of the food there, they were not good.

shut up, moron.

Pats seem always play with drama in their SB wins and losses, that’s for sure.

no excuses from this Pats fan... they played poor defense / hardly any pressure on Foles and bad tackling; i was wondering why they did that shitty trick play that was a. was risky as fuck to let Brady be a vulnerable receiver in the first place and b. didn’t even work (worked for the Eagles tho!); sitting Malcolm…

nah, i’ll take your word for it

“What’s the least sexy domain name we can think of for our porn site?”

Hamm’s is originally from Minnesota anyway.

i hate using condoms too, but i hate not having sex even more

damn.

“something called doggie diner”

Most of mine were based almost exclusively on trading cards that i had...for example, Dexter Carter of the San Francisco 49ers because of this photo:

at first I thought Breitbart Chud was a teammate’s name.

have you ever even looked at a map? of the five states “closest” to NK - Alaska, Hawaii, WA, OR, CA - only Alaska voted for Trump. Nevada didn’t vote for him either.

YEAH, why can’t they just BE CARS?

In SF terms, it’s sort of in the sticks. but SF is so small that it’s sort of irrelevant. on a good day, can drive to downtown in 15 mins.