deadsetondestruction
deadsetondestruction
deadsetondestruction

Not that i disagree, but I recall in my voting precincts that if someone runs unopposed - and usually it’s positions like judges and security of the water department, etc - then it doesn’t matter, they’re re-elected (not sure how laws are elsewhere but probably similar). so, not only do people need to actually vote,

frig off

“Honey, is this your crusty cum rag I found under your bed? Smile and pay it forward :) :) - Mom”

Zolak really is the worst. “Step on their throat!” is one of his favorite go-to cliches.

art mimics life

and not once did he dou-bol dribble

yeah, this more or less is exactly how i feel.

maybe it’s a missorah thing

DTMFA

Seriously though, anyone who does that finger thing with their hands is automatically evil

Also, if you’re implying that football is my life.... it’s not.

...How can I cheer for a team whose owner and QB fundamentally and publicly oppose what I believe is right and just? Maybe you can, but I can’t.

Now playing

dude, i’m die hard pats fan and i’m questioning whether I can continue being one.

i think a lot of new englanders had the expos as their NL team. well, Vermonters / Mainers anyway. i seem to remember at least marginal Expos coverage in the paper growing up (from Maine)

obviously he got the third one in the second armed robbery.

he’s also the only MLB catcher who played his entire career without a chin.

Embiid is in there!

i look forward to a short, not-fruitful career sprinkled with multiple surgeries from this fella.

don’t quote me on this but i’m fairly certain there’s some leeway in this. as long as you aren’t actually running the light, you should be fine, even if it turns red while you’re in the middle of the intersection.