You know it’s not allowed to skip your daily 2-hour greatest woman car feats lessons, right?

Most of the emails are actually correct

Why is it bad to keep a record of people that make anti-social decisions?

It’s like a Hyundai i30

I only sleep with black girls, I don’t see how you think Jalop readers are racist?

I think he is trolling the liberals

Men-shaming has made it impossible for some guys to admit their biological attraction.

We’re finally going to liberate the tri-sexual trans women and bring eternal happiness to the masses.

Wow I just stopped crying

Yes, if a news source is not confirming to my bias, then it is not a real news source. I only respect people that bring up the stuff I was told to believe.

Don’t forget - Russians are hacking everything that isn’t to left standards

If what you’re saying is true, please explain how would Nuclear war happen? If Russia controls both sides of the coin, who are they going to nuke? Is Russia or the US going to nuke itself? Who are these imaginary enemies of Trump?

Let me guess you are also a Jew?

YES GUYS ONLY JOKES ABOUT STRAIGHT WHITE MALES ARE ALLOWED DOESN’T MATTER IF THEY’RE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN DIDN’T YA GET THE MEMO

Actually, you’re right.

Yes, all people you disagree with are “racists”.

Only basketball Americans have ass, haven’t ya heard

This list is useless, I’ll explain why.

That guy is NOT liked by women

Hey sorry about that, I don’t really had a neat username idea in mind when I was creating my account and had just recently watched the movie, so that’s how it happened.