Took a break from my history paper to do a quickly check out this artile. I'm now dying laughing and unable to focus. Bastard. Lol.

We must distribute said logo as a sticker to all jalops, in the hopes that one day, we can make this dream a reality.

You missed the Iron Triangle murders under Col. Steele.

That is a fair point. I did skip over the bit in the airport for MW2. Will be skipping over the new bit with the child in MW3 if possible. There is such a thing as going too far and I expect Activision/IW will (justly) be taking a whole lot of flak for that one. And apologies for the sarcasm earlier, girlfriend…

I think you confused "slaughter" with "help". I know it's difficult, the definitions are so close. Here, let me HELP you understand the difference.

This. Times ∞.

Apologies, I was referring more to the multiplayer side of the article since that seems to be the focus of both the video and article.

Battlefield 3: Above and Beyond the Call...of your couch.

No, BF3 is for men who didn't have the balls to do the real thing.

Have you seen those crazy guys from 2jzswap.com? They'll make it fit.

I had a feeling as soon as a clicked on this article, I knew I would see something like this:

Careful, famous last words. (Right up there with, "hang on, I want to try something I saw in a cartoon once.") It's more to do with inexperience than anything else. A large number of teenagers still haven't gotten their situational awareness down (the same is true of some adults) and mixing that with a vehicle like…

Long Version: In combat, we yell "Grenade!" or more usually "Frag Out!" to let the guys around us know that a grenade is being thrown. That way, if someone was planning on say, breaching a door, they are now aware that their is a grenade in the mix and would now wait for it to detonate before entering.

Molested is an understatement. I think raped would be the proper term. Damned shame because they're beautiful cars.

I was surprised by SAF's selection. I think the match would have been a little less chaotic for both sides if a few more of the regulars had been on the pitch. Still, a fair result for a game that wasn't particularly spectacular. And City will self-destruct come January, per the usual, lol.

Hey, hey! Nani's gotten better! -ish. He only flops 50% of the time he used too!

Double Post...

Is that really all you've got? "Learn to read." I have one, learn proper grammar. You're English is obviously lacking, which makes it nigh impossible to take you seriously.

Apparently it's the new Serie A/La Liga engine!