@MN952: I think it's time to leave the imbecile alone and pray that he realizes his particular breed of retardation is not welcome here on jalopnik. Attacking him only brings you down to his level. Some do meaningful things with their lives, others become tools. I think we know where Mr. "Quarter Million Dollars of…

@86LX5.0: Notice that he never states what type of car he drives. My guess is a Jetta or maybe a 3 series BMW. Non-M. That his parents probably bought for him.

@TTownTerrorist: This is why the stereotype that Audi/BMW/Mercedes owners are arrogant, narcissistic douchebags exists. Thank you for reaffirming that. Keeping the dream alive. Well done.

@laylaholic: Expecting? Damned if I was hoping!

@vdiddy210 - Can Also Drive 90 in a 40: I'm going to hazard a guess and say that a well known shop that modifies so many exotics is going to be fairly well off. He may not be a multi-millionaire, but I'd bet he's making more than the average joe.

The question is, will he sign it?

@snap_understeer_ftw: Sold!

Knobloch pretty much makes himself out to be a scumbag. You're driving the car, therefore the car is your responsibility. Accidents happen. Hell, negligence happens. Man up and do the right thing.

@GTRbrian: Sarcasm. I sense it.

The "good" people of Veilside and Masonry need to be taken out back an beaten. And then set on fire. And then shot.

@smokyburnout: True, but the brown doesn't exactly look pleasant...maybe a nice light grey or cream color like the interior of this RX-8 would be more aesthetically pleasing?

Unlike the individual pictured, the pilot has two of these.

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Close enough, lol

@vpcmotorsport: Yes please.

Assuming he/she was actually trying to park in between the lines, this individual is more of an NDF, less of an asshat.

@jramseya2d: +1

Mazda RX-7 Spirit R Type A

@zadtheinhaler: Haha, no worries, I know you can't tell. But agreed, the average person probably lacks the presence of mind to not run away. Which gets that individual shot. Can't say we didn't warn 'em...

@zadtheinhaler: No, because I'm smart enough to realize that's a good way to get shot. I would however get real, real low and keep my hands very, very empty and visible.

@Eriamjh: Seems to me like MJF deserves an award of some kind if that's the case.