I have no interest in the show, but I want them to revive it just for the headlines:

I’ve always associated a lot of mid-90's NY hip hop with winter for whatever reason. As far as albums, I feel like Liquid Swords, OB4CL and The Infamous are my standby “winter” albums (even though I feel like Infamous should be DQ’d for having a song called “Temperature’s Rising.”) But something about classic RZA…

Riverdale is what you get if you ask a David Fincher obsessed film student to reboot Dawson’s Creek but crank up the Flannery O’Connor by 75%.

And I love it.

I feel like more needs to be made of the mascot story.

Crazy times we live in. If people that run internet message boards are hateful pricks, there must be no good people left...

It’s times like this when you kind of regret presenting yourself to the world as “charming taint man”.

He was ok in Fantastic Beasts - he spent most of the movie just standing around, walking haughtily or whispering threats at Perks of Being a WallFlash.  

Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.

Shenanigans. Roberta’s while very good, is nobody’s day-to-day pizza, especially if they live in Ft. Greene. It’s in the probably too east to be called East Williamsburg, and it’s non traditional. Again, it’s good as hell but it’s a pain in the ass to visit (outside of the Manhattan food court place by Grand Central),…

Run DMC FTW (of the best)

Little Drummer Boy is my favorite Christmas song. We have this baby boy who was just born, probably the most famous birth story in history. The parents were probably pretty tired, being in a manger and all, and needed a good rest. What better gift to the parents of a newborn than playing a drum loudly in his face?

When Thor yells “YES!!!” at the Hulk’s reveal, that may be my favorite single moment of any trailer I saw this year. Just so much fun.

He was very likable in that ER episode where his wife’s routine childbirth turned ugly (and bloody) as Dr. Greene struggled to perform a medical miracle.

Literally created a count so I could come on here and applaud that comment. 😂👏

I’m going to add Future Man on Hulu. The first episode/pilot doesn’t do the rest of the show justice. Give it a few episodes. It gets really really good. Derek Wilson’s character Wolf goes from being kind of annoying and predictable in Ep. 1 to being my new favorite character on TV right now. So funny.

I also second…

Are you guys just going to recommend Over The Garden Wall for EVERY holiday?

Because I’m OK with that.

My white Thanksgiving this year is scheduled to include a family photo where, swear to God, my dear sweet mother wanted all the men to wear denim shirts and all the ladies to wear puffy vests. I told her this was the whitest thing I had ever asked to be involved in, and that counts the Cub Scouts and Junior Rotary.

Definitely. I watched my friend kickflip like a 25 stair set, and by doing so he was a real local legend, he even unlocked Chad Muska as a playable char..AH SHIT, that was Tony Hawk Pro Skater for N64, never mind.

Real question.