Still have yet to see that Guest film.

I'd be down to watch Valerie Cherish angling for an Oscar bait role in an indie film, like a less Lifetime-y version of the movie about a woman who gets raped by an entire town. Which, come to think of it, is basically the plot of Dogville.

You've got a cameo, right?

I met him in August, and he was perfectly cordial, if clearly off the wagon. He complimented my taste in poetry and introduced me to his 19-year-old girlfriend before hitting up the open bar, to his friends' consternation. That said, these stories don't surprise me in the least.

To be fair, there's no topping Joan Bennett.

I read on here a couple months ago that the cofinancing fell through at the last moment, leaving AMc holding the bag entirely for season three.

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All this, and all because of you, the girl with the vagina made of glass!

I actually think this would be good paired with Repo Man.  But then again, I also aggressively hated Christmas on Mars.

Nope.  Portland has pretty much the greatest independent video store in the country, lots of bootlegs, old VHS tapes, and one-dollar employee picks.  I watched Excision and Sexy Beast from the latter selection this weekend.

I kind of wish Rape Stove, The Stove That Rapes People was a real movie.

Whoring beds get nothing, except cameos in Von Trier films.

@avclub-55e3810d28d3d3b098f2405b29602eea:disqus I think you meant for that 'S' to be a 'B.'  You know, because Muslims.

It was really weird.  I also feel slightly uncomfortable that not-Nat Faxon opened the packaging in front of me and kept pushing it into my hands to ask if the speed was okay.

@avclub-7f1909495ef590046fdc4f001d246606:disqus Yeah, I get that.  I would probably harbor less resentment for her if she didn't come across as being willfully ignorant, or use crude terms like "yellow fever," or displayed a modicum of understanding for why consent is important, or didn't think dressing up like rape…

@Patrick_Batman:disqus Me?  Oh, yeah, I was one of those "if I put out, he'll want me back" fifteen year old girls.  By the end of spring break, I was over him.

@Patrick_Batman:disqus NOT REALLY THAT FUN FACT: I lost my virginity the afternoon of the first day of spring break in the school auditorium because me and my ex-boyfriend had volunteered to clean the drama department.

Not to be outdone, Cinemax orders Ishtar, mistakenly believing it to be a Waterworld prequel.

I hope Showtime greenlights Futureworld in retaliation.

He didn't elaborate.  I was more just feeling weird about talking to someone about what kind of vibrator I wanted.  I haven't bought one in at least six years, but dry spell + spike in unresolved sexual tension equals me going to Spartacus after a long shift at a pretentious art gallery.