"Unite the Seven." So this movie is going to introduce the power suit, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, the Martian Manhunter, another version of the Flash, a Green Lantern, and some sort of Hawkperson? And Zack has earned all of these character reveals how? By having Superman smash up a bunch of buildings that one time?

use to work at the Rose Garden for a couple years. An old coworker posted this today:

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

I like Insom a lot, but there's just no real reason or justification behind buying two almost-identical consoles and paying two exploitative online subscription fees just to have access to one game.

Same here. Many athletes have been caught cheating (or in Rose's case, betting). Few have taken the road in the aftermath that ARod, Braun, Armstrong, and Rose did with lying and throwing innocent people under the bus until exhausting every resource including blind trust before coming clean. At that point, IMO,…

Paula Poundstone is a self-identified asexual/nonsexual person. To be fair, this was a terrible joke.

Lolo Jones looks like the love child of Rashida Jones and St. Vincent (aka Annie Clark).

What the fuck. Why would you go out of your way to "+1" this comment when there is a perfectly good star button that would let me know that a number of random assholes enjoyed my comment while making it extraordinarily cumbersome to ascertain whether it's a person whose opinions and tastes I've actually come, over…

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

This is actually the best part of that disclaimer.

Yep. If this self-improvement was real, the media wouldn't know anything about it.

Yup. To be fair, there's literally nothing he can do to fix this...and if he were really sorry, he'd acknowledge that when asked, clean up his personal life the best he can, and let time and friends/family very slooowly clean up his public image to the extent that's possible.

I read it too. I have a really hard time believing A-Rod actually gives a shit.

He reminds me of a drug addict former friend of mine. During his most recent attempt at cleaning up, he sent what was supposed to be a heartfelt apology via e-mail to myself and a friend of ours who he did some truly awful fucking things to. He stole and lied to me - we were roommates - but the shit he pulled with one…

He still uses a Blackberry.

You're wrong that Drake is internet savy. Going online isn't part of his day.

That is definitely Dopey! But to be fair A-rod had very few options. Sneezy is illiterate and Doc's handwriting is illegible

You know, I would have totally guessed the i's would have been dotted with hearts.

I'll remember Giambi from his stint on Pee Wee's Playhouse.