"People think that getting swatted is the end game of the Internet. You're done for. It doesn't matter. As long as you don't have anything to hide, it really doesn't matter. If you have weed, put it under your bed or something. It doesn't end your life. You're fine. Are people gonna tweet at you and say "oh, your door…

If a person engaging in swatting died in real life, would the planet really miss anything?

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

Well, at least someone's still making Fallout games.

I wasn't popular in high school. This was long before the days I could walk up to a random chick and say, "You're with me, leather." I was just Chris Berman, painfully shy 17-year-old virgin. Well, as luck would have it, a girl transferred into our school mid-semester. I could tell she was desperate to be liked. And…

Jimmy Fallon would be a lot funnier if he didn't laugh at his own damn jokes every damn time he was on stage.

Sad that I tuned in late and missed Justin Timberlake. Glad that I tuned in late and missed Jimmy Fallon.

Only Justin Timberlake makes Jimmy Fallon bearable.

Stop disrespecting Amar'e.

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

I don't think Kobe would be interested in this—the last time he went "in the back with no cameras, no nothing" he ended up in court.

Malone: Give me your best shot, Kobe

"Ugh totally wish Staind was playing." Aaron Lewis' mom

ObamaFAIL.... *chirp chirp*

Satan himself wouldn't look Oakley in the eye, if he knew what was good for him.

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Reporter: Any comment on Woodbury's repeated eye poking?

Best offense is a better defense: