LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS FUCKING THUMB

Germans tend to be, well, Grammar Something-somethings.

Snow was a busy man this week. I heard he was trying to trade 3 first round picks for Jason Kidd.

Yet another video game webcomic that would have been funnier with one less panel.

Meanwhile, the first bosses of the Souls games continue to shit on everybody.

Lets be honest here, the fact that she even made $20 is pretty impressive considering she's ugly even for Minnesota.

Bruce Chen has been in the majors since 1998. Darren Oliver just finished a 21-year career. If you are left-handed and can throw a baseball over 85 mph, you must have a job for life.

03/22/14

I wish you were the kind of person I met on GTA: Online. I only ever find myself surrounded by murderers and sociopaths.

I have a "shoot first, ask questions later" mentality in GTAV. As soon as I see an unfamiliar dot encroaching on our (me and friends) territory I let out a predatory bird call to my friends to let them know its time to battle. We smoke the fool and go about our business at the strip club.

10/10 would read again.

look at his face, he was just hit by a missile

Stupid Coriolis effect.

Looks like Marge Simpson and Ronald McDonald had an affair.

Man, what an inspiring story. I just can't believe Randle made it to the NBA and now gets to play with his idol despite being born with a backwards torso.

Yeah, I'm genuinely surprised by the amount of hype for this game already. Not that I don't think it'll be cool, but I can't help feeling like people's expectations for this game are already way beyond what they should be.

I know I'm very cynical, but this game is going to not at all be what people are expecting from these videos. Their last game was what? An Excite Bike clone? I'm not trying to be mean but this game is filled with so many buzzwords to get your attention and hype that it can't do anything but disappoint. I'm hoping…

I'll be more inclined to celebrate the studio after the game is released and is what they promised it to be.

Oddly, this is how my kid reacted when he realized that "that old guy" was going to be offering draft commentary again this year.

Easy what Riley wants Riley gets #GodFather