What I love is that the stairs lead to a bricked-up door.

What are the odds of two stories in one week about sports causing a Temple to hemorrhage? No seriously, I'm awful at math.

Star looks cool as fuck. That is all.

He actually went to Ole Miss, but I see how you can get confused - both schools give out imaginary educations and have animosity between color-based groups

Please post a comment if you think this looks like Brian Posehn!

You will be missed. You were the only guy left who didn't write about soccer.

I agree, he played a marvelous first base.

Jacque Jones: [refreshes]

It's just a misunderstanding.

Trying to work in a Trader Joe's reference, but I just can't.

What did you expect? They don't know how to spell "Socks" either.

Red Sox fans can call Ellsbury a traitor, but most of them aren't smart enough:

The Statue of Liberty is in NJ.

This.

I didn't bother to check the score, but is it possible the refs on the game just needed an excuse to cover the spread, like in the real NBA?

Who the fuck is Ed Sherman?

I could care less what old-school writers think. Newspapers aren't even relevant anymore.

Finally, something that hits the ice softer than this guy

A coworker and I kind of have a long standing unspoken "save me from this conversation" gesture. Scratch the side of your nose with the middle and ring fingers.

Can you imagine the backlash if this had happened to an actual football team?