Holtz was obviously aware of what was going on in the game; he just seemed distracted because he had to figure out on the fly how this might affect which BCS bowl Notre Dame plays in.

Keep in mind that Rece Davis went to Alabama while watching this.

Okay!

My family times the meal for Halftime so the drunken food coma will kick in and save us some of the perennial disappointment. SOL- same old lions...

Raysism.

He thought he hit a $20,000 shot, turns out it may have been a free throw.

Pls go. Williams has been doing this against 8 and 9 man fronts because opposing teams have only one target to defend in the passing game, Alex Amidon (a/k/a Dollar-Store Wes Welker). BC's second leading receiver in yards has 140, and second leading receiver in receptions has 9. All defenses have to do to stop BC is…

a countdown widget for 3.5 years?!? Wow, how sad to go through those years like that. They were some of the best for me. 7+ years later, i miss 'em. Enjoy these last 2 weeks before your real world gig hits ya in the face.

Why the Russell Westbrook gif?

These minimalist logo things are getting lazier and lazier.

I sit, I shit, locked in this pit,

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The Bulls made the official announcement after hearing from doctors that the recovery should take 4-6 weeks.

Can we all just agree that the most surprising thing about this chart is that someone with the moniker Lvl9LightSpell actually cares about sports.

the match times are absolutely ideal for making sure no one gets a damn thing done at the office next summer.

If he doesn't want to fight then he should forfeit the title. There are a lot of guys trying to get title shots and fights and the window of being at your best in that sport is very small. If he doesn't want to get hit in the face, that's just fine, but he can't still walk around saying he's the champ if that's his…

The difference between college and NBA lines also killed Len Bias.

He's not scumbag. He stands up for his fighters constantly, going to extreme lengths to help them out in their personal life. He spends unknown amounts of money helping the knuckleheads in his company from themselves so that they can have a good life.

I thought the last one was present-day Bo Jackson and it was just a POV shot of him looking down.