When Five Guys first opened in the NYC area, I went with a few friends for lunch to try it out. One friend doused her fries with vinegar, so I got up and moved to the farthest table in the place so I didn't puke...and they accused ME of being rude.

Nope, you can get chicken tenders/fingers at Yankee Stadium & CitiField

Maybe the list making should be left to Albert...

As an Islanders fan who has been to many games at Barclays this year, I can say with great confidence, that due to the horrible angles and pathetic sight lines, this is the best way to get a good view of the game. I'm assuming he's watching it on his phone

If it was Hillary’s carpetbagging Yankee hat, I would have applauded that man.

I've been hit by a car and I've been to Philly. I'd rather be hit by a car again that go back to Philly

Exactly! I once had a friend, still one of my best friends today, move out of our apartment 2 months before the end of the lease because he found a place with his future and current wife. You know what he did? He paid the last 2 months of rent and didn't bat an eye. I didn't have to ask him, he just did it because…

Fuck them, it's their job to find a replacement or keep paying. Their name is on the lease and they signed it. If they disappear without any word, they are assholes. If they know that some life event that will require them to move out mid-lease is happening, they need to be proactive about finding a replacement or…

This is amazing! I had a death threat for apparently saying what I thought of Man of Steel. I was told to go fuck myself for not liking Dragon Age 2. I was called a gmo eating Italian fuckface for not being a fan of Matt Stafford...twice...by two different people. An insult saying I eat GMOs. That's a new one for me!

Does seem like lazy writing, but it seems like you don’t even have to have that conversation if you don’t want to...eh, haters gonna hate.

Go to Panama, I know a guy

Sigh...it's getting less and less like Fallout with every waking moment

Yeah D3 on my XBone is fun as hell. I had gotten Torchlight on my 360, so had some basis for that gameplay and seeing that it would work alright too beforehand

Oh man, totally forgot about Pindleskin! I haven't played Diablo II in so so long

Baal was the last boss of the game, but has any level boss in video game history been killed more than Mephisto? That poor bastard must have been killed a billion times for his glorious spoils

Why the fuck wouldn’t you want more baseball yesterday? Was it getting in the way of watching no sports on a Sunday afternoon? You are truly the Mike Greenberg of Deadspin

The Andre royal rumble should have been on the pre-show. Women's title match and IC title ladder match were the best things on the show. Sammy Zayn was incredible

The movie is shit. And a success? With the 2nd weekend dropoff, its looking like it’ll be far from that. Weekend 1 is huge because its Batman vs. Superman, and the marketing had people frothing at the mouth to see it. So people were going regardless of how the movie actually was. 2nd weekend...everyone realizes that…

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