just throwing it out there, if you do want to try it, this is absolutely the type of game where some of the best moments are in the first few months imo

even if Fortnite were visually “child friendly,” i still don’t let my under-10s play it (i have been called a nazi for this by other parents lol), but because it is a casino, no matter the paintjob. lack of microtransactions is why Splatoon 2 stayed in my kids’ game case.

how did he go from recognizing that Gamestop’s interest in crypto was bad, to somehow not seeing that NFT is the exact same grift (only, maybe worse?) under a different name

everyone: “how could anyone possibly make money off that, tho”

your first sentence should be hung on a plaque, it’s f’ing internet comedy gold

there’s always time for a trailer 2.

Same. I envision every one of my characters as, at best, a member of a WC3 unit type. Bursting with personality, but entirely expendable without the slightest impact on anyone except the player.

Because, all those other games you just mentioned?

No offense, man, but im having the exact opposite experience. Maybe the realm just sucks? Try Azuresong, yall. Ive done every single alliance dungeon as a warlock thru lvl 53, and never waited in lfg so long that I ever gave up.

Uh, what?

I really love y’all unionization optimism and wish I shared it.

Doomfist fits best? Jeffbro, Brojeff, no. The only one who fits at all is my boy Genji, since we all know Sheik is the only Smash character anyway. 

DAAAMN

Read something that follows tropes so ramrod straight that you get sick of it, then pick up Fifth Season. I sincerely believe that book is why she got her Hugo. It reads like first draft at times, but once it gets going is as compelling an experiment as I’ve ever seen in fantasy. 

Gandalf states that Gollum literally eats babies. They say this will be before the books, but that could mean just about anything. I think Aragorn was hunting him for years, maybe? 

How DARE you even flirt with the statement “OoT is better game than Majora’s.” 

The saddest thing to me is that they removed custom maps (or am I just dense?). You could make some pretty interesting sports by putting lava into one-two holes, and the stage is a giant inescapable box. 

Peter Pan would make an absolutely incredible game. Hear me out! Actually, that’s all I have to say bc if you don’t think Breath of the Wild BUT YOU CAN FLY sounds awesome, idk what else to say

No. That has not been the argument and there is no evidence to suggest that thinking is what this crime was influenced by. Lmao?

Wow, that is the best reeeeeaaaaach I have seen in a while. SJWs? Really? My Ayn Rand-loving conservative parents have told me those are rigged from the first day I asked if I could try one. Get some sun.