YOU SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG

We had a party at Chuck E. Cheese once. Someone stole half of the birthday presents. :( lol!

You know the best way to avoid shit like this? Don't have guns.

Remember birthday parties at home, with punch and cake, and pin the tail on the donkey? What happened to that? Don't get me started on goody bags. What a pain in the ass.

I can't imagine how much worse this must be for the people who throw huge pinterest inspired bday parties. I'm sure it's a ton of work. Not to mention if there are multiple no shows.

This is bullshit. Call it whatever new-age hipster shit you want, these parents have the right idea. There is ZERO wrong with letting your kids walk home together, especially if the distance is short. That's how they learn independence. It's how they become more aware of their surroundings, and it's how they learn to…

Oh. Now I get it.

"Alcohol does not a change a person's fundamental value system. People's personalities when intoxicated, even though somewhat altered, still bear some relationship to who they are when sober. When you are drunk you may behave in ways that are silly or embarrassing; you might be overly familiar or tactlessly honest, or…

it reminds me of how in middle school history class we had to write what I can only describe as Great Depression Sob Stories. Most people's stories were like "Paw lost his job" and "the harvest failed again" or whatever. This one guy though, who I am pretty sure ended up getting sent to military school a few years…

This is NOT ok.

fuckers

He's a fucking narcissist. He's probably thinking, "I raped a lot of women and got away with it, so now I'm going to make some sick jokes just to show those women who the winner is." He's getting off on the fact that he got away with it. He may have been found guilty in the court of public opinion, and a lot of people…

too delicious 4 him

No. What a bunch of bullshit. Bill Cosby is white America's favorite house negro. They let him get away with raping white women for decades; they wouldn't willingly throw "a good one" under the bus. There is definitely an important dimension of race involved, but there is also an incredibly powerful sociopath with…

The only thing I knew about Rashad before this is that her second husband was the cop from the Village People.

It gives me the heaving willies whenever I think about how it's likely that other actors we love and admire are hiding something hideous. They're out there. They have to be. People we like and think fondly of.

Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.