deadlylampshade
DeadlyLampshade
deadlylampshade

I'm just way more impressed with her for graduating with a little baby than I am with her decision to breast feed. That shit is hard!

There are lots of excuses for not covering up. Including but not limited to:

1) She has a right to nurse wherever she wants;

I dream for the day when people look at a picture like this and give her the mother of the year award.

My favorite thing about this story is that the picture was posted to a page about breastfeeding. So, people had to go out of their way to a breastfeeding page to be offended by a picture of a woman breastfeeding her baby. That would be like subscribing to Playboy and then getting all pearl-clutchy about all the

Right? Fuckity fuck that person! There is a special hell for people who want to dictate how and when someone should be 'over' a trauma.

I know you really didn't want to do this, but you may just need to call 911. I know you hate it, but it may be the only way to keep you safe at this point. You've made it a day on your own, which is amazing and has taken so much strength. But you may need to go to a hospital in order to get help now instead of another

Did anybody ever get the sense that Belle was a bit pompous?? Like for fucks sake, we get it, you're smarter than these lowly French people from your hometown. Always rubbing in their goddamn faces that she's meant for more. My loyalty is with "Monsieur". The man makes complex carbohydrates for a living. That's just

Sorry, I have to go build a snowman with my sister.

Why is it that every time somebody points out an obvious injustice, there's a dozen cries for "civility?" Why is being "civil" more important than not being a racist, sexist ass?

Yeah, I did that too. Except I was watching Grease.

"I think that....that doesn't matter, you know? How you mean things doesn't matter."

I really don't think it's fair to blame this on "the Internet," though. Slender Man is basically just a story told around a digital campfire [wheeze at my own cliches]. As people are pointing out elsewhere in the comments, it's like Bloody Mary or the Boogieman, but disseminated online. Like I said, maybe they were

Does nobody remember the creepy weird urban legend horror stories from before us? Bloody Mary? Candyman? Etc.

my 6 year old went through a phase recently where he was obsessed with slender man. He came across a minecraft mod for it then started googling. It didn't scare him too much, probably because we just insisted it was internet-folklore, which kinda worked to our advantage to teach him about the internet and its b.s.

Leave the good sea lord out of this.

Here's the insidious nature of Maleficent's de-fanging: in Sleeping Beauty, she didn't curse the princess to prick her finger and fall into a sleep.

I want Petyr/Sansa to turn into a terrifying power couple a la House of Cards.

I love your rant. LOVE IT.

Quickly! Go watch Spirited Away and have your faith in optimism and sweetness restored.

I was charmed by the first Shrek movie because it subverted some of those tropes. The princess was a real person who could save herself, they fell in love, and they stayed ogres.