*snort* he will henceforth and forever be Hot Pocket. On the reals though, it's nice to see someone in Westeros who seems to be living their dream, even if that dream is being a tavern's baker. I bet he'll invent some awesome dessert that is a cross between a doughnut and a pie that birds fly out of and then they'll…

Poor Jorah, seeing Khaleesi's boytoy leaving her room. He's my favorite Sad.

From Nashville to Orphan Black to GOT, it's all about the FLY Dutchman

I can't WAIT to read Tara's biography!

I am dismayed that people interpret the overly-romantic language used by Anne (especially when she was younger) as some secret sign of queerness. This was a neglected and terribly lonely child obsessed with romantic poetry and writings. She's mimicking the language of the literature she loves. Hello, she re-enacts…

My only problem with this interpretation is that it reinforces the "normality" of heterosexual girls, the way that assigning homosexuality to male characters with feminine or stereotypically gay characteristics further isolates hetero men into their cavemen social patterns. As a hetero girl who lost a childhood friend…

Anne lives in her head a lot, with heightened statements and sweeping acts. I feel like the grand story of a romance (and enacting and constructing that romance) would be hugely appealing to Anne, so much so that sex could fly under her radar. One of those "it's the journey, not the destination" sorts.

Issues, issues, issues. No one has read these books more often than I. You make too many errors for this Anne-fan. You write, "The two girls are practically inseparable until an accident has Diana drinking wine instead of one of Marilla's homemade juices. Anne, having never tasted either, did not know the…

So much of this argument rests on Anne not having passionate feelings for Gilbert, which is a meaningless observation in context of the work. The Anne books are written in a world without sex. None of the characters, even the flighty, flirty ones like college friend Phil, ever talk about sexual attraction. The babies…

There's a flaw in the ointment, and that flaw is Roy Gardener.

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And if anyone questions the veracity of what you have to say, take a quick look at the glee some of the commenters here are showing about the "cracks in the facade."

In other news, the cat has already been approached by local reporters and interviewed. Footage has not yet been released, but it went something like this.

Mr. Z was later overheard saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

Actually, sorry Christina and Miley, but in the music world, PRINCE is the original chaps-wearer.

It's clearly put on, but the first sentence of that is the only bit of that clip that comes close to grating for me.

Shae's astonishing dumbness about the danger she was in while in King's Landing always seemed incongruous for her character; she didn't seem otherwise so naïve. Convenient plot contrivance or am I missing something by being an Unsullied?

At first glance, I thought this was an article about eating out your partner for Mother's Day.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

I know that Bey was the topic at hand, but what does this mean, too, for the other pop divas and famous women that are perpetuating unreasonable standards of beauty?