The Trump baby balloon has been stabbed by a Trump supporter...who managed to cut herself in the process and get arrested immediately afterwards. The balloon is okay and is back at full pressure!

Could it be? A positive story about Taylor Swift on Jezebel without the mandatory underlying “but”?

Economics PhD here: So you can get a Wharton MBA and still have no idea how the fuck tariffs work?

Comic Sans?

Remember John Dowd, one of Trump’s lawyers who quit mid-way through the Mueller investigation? Well, the DOJ released a transcript of a voicemail of Michael Flynn’s from Dowd asking for a “heads-up” if there’s anything going on that “implicates” Trump:

being mortified that this country has an attorney general who uses the phrase you know four times in a single sentence is pretty low on my trump administration atrocity list, but it still sorta makes me want to jump off a bridge, you know?

I think we are finding a lot of the policies and tools that form the executive branch’s tool box, and the rules around executive conduct itself, were poorly defined, in a legal sense, because the assumption was that no one would be so craven or stupid to abuse them to the extent the current oval office occupant has…

What a colossal fucking moron. This will do far more damage to the economy than immigrants ever could.

It’s insanely disturbing and also a bafflement that everyone, even the actual media, seems to have forgotten that unilaterally imposing tariffs without approval from Congress is an emergency act. The law is, it’s supposed to be an an actual emergency, and one in which the president doesn’t even have time to consult…

“Bigliest Best Businessman” over here really doesn’t understand how tariffs work. Yes, it’s a sort of surcharge on goods imported into a nation, but those costs are paid up-front by companies and importers that operate in the receiving nation, meaning they are passed on to the consumer at some point in the chain (and…

It’s important to note that beyond the tariff costing US consumers, it is in response to Central American migrants. Mexico has been working closely with the US at its own southern border to address that situation to the time of billions of dollars. Stephen Miller, aka Iago, is too evil/ignorant to admit that the whole…

“Thomas characterized both abortion and birth control as part of the eugenics agenda.”

This idiot probably doesn’t even know we dropped two nuclear bombs on people of Japan. Wow

I’m just so sick of these guys whining about how “attractive” people get more positive attention. No shit. Welcome to the world. That’s shouldn’t be a revelation to anyone. What baffles me is their inability to see attractiveness as a package deal. Yeah, good looks are going to get you more swipes on Tinder or…

The whole article is worth a read, but here’s my favorite/dear lord help us all moment. After going on and on about how his appearance is keeping him from attracting the women he so deserves, Truth4Lies then drops this little nugget on us:

I have my doubts that they will make that discovery...

I rather that part of the man be as unnoticeable as possible, lol. I’m not grossed out by them but I never looked at a pair and said, “I wish they were bigger!”

yeah, I’m really looking forward to these dipshits discovering, to their great dismay, that the problem wasn’t on the outside.

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea???

You know what, good on that shady doctor for bilking these assholes out of their money.