I don’t know WTF kinds of dads you’re hanging out with, but let’s give him a little bit of credit. He’s got a nice body. It’s covered in ridiculous drawings, and he less talented than my cats (who, by the way, are QUITE talented), but that is a good looking torso there. It’s just too bad it’s attached to an entitled…

Built? That’s a bit generous. That’s a “good” dad bod. It screams dad bod. Which is perfectly fine but you need to be fucking ripped, enviously low body fat and fucking BUILT if you’re going to pull this shit while doing a performance that is limper than a spinach salad left in the rain.

It’s okay everyone. They are not female presenting nipples.

Adam Levine was low energy tonight and the show itself was choppy.

I’m just shocked she said something that was true.

We’ve come a long way in my lifetime for presidential television viewing. I remember reading that JFK only watched the evening news, and every so often, a NBC News White Paper, or CBS Reports documentary, but did manage to carve out enough time to watch the Jack Benny Program every week. He also read 6 newspapers…

“Executive Time.” And:

He doesn’t surprise me a bit. Tiger Woods has repeatedly shown that he has no concern for anything or anyone in his life besides Tiger Woods.

The results do speak for themselves, Sarah, but not in the way you think.

My question is what was tiger thinking? 

So the mystery to be solved is... Does he cause the most damage during this executive time or the scheduled stuff. 

I used to really admire Jack Nicklaus.

“While he spends much of his average day in scheduled meetings, events, and calls, there is time to allow for a more creative environment that has helped make him the most productive President in modern history.”

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders responded to Axios’ report by saying, “President Trump has a different leadership style than his predecessors and the results speak for themselves.”

Ah, yes. I remember how, during the long years between when I first hit puberty to when I became sexually active with girls on a regular basis, I’d often spend up to 60% of my day involved in “Executive Time”

Once you take into account Trump’s apathy, lack of an attention span, vanity, need for attention, and his general incompetence, the actual number is much higher and probably around 85-90%.

“The results speak for themselves” Sarah is right but not for the reasons she thinks 

I’m surprised he hasn’t gone blind.

Well, to be fair, Sean Hannity’s show ain’t going to watch itself.