Including measles, polio, smallpox and all those other fun diseases in addition to lack of medical care, no birth control, and domination of society by the rich and the church! I’m gonna get me an ox-cart and a clumsy wooden rake to try and beat the curve!

Am I being a bigot if I strongly suspect that the off-roading and vandalism wasn’t the work of liberal elites and/or leftist snowflakes? Would I be engaging in unfair stereotyping if I were to suggest such a thing?

Who are these people?  You chose to go to an amazing place, and then you just fuck it up?  Christ, just go to Taco Bell and trash the bathroom, and if it gets bad enough they will knock it down and build another one.  Joshua Tree?  Not so much. 

A proposed bill will make animal cruelty a federal felony.

The destruction at Joshua Tree is sickening and depressing. We really are the worst. 

Numerous states introducing Bible Literacy classes, giving students the option of studying the Bible. Starting to make a turn back?

Roger Stone, alive, compares his treatment to that of Osama bin Laden and Pablo Escobar, dead.

Yeah, “run the country like a business” means “I do not give a shit about income inequality, climate change or universal healthcare.”  

I am 100000% done with unqualified billionaires wanting to run for office, candidates that are over 65, and “running the country like a business”, the idea of it has always been ludicrous to me and I never understood the rationale behind it.

This.

#NoWhiteMen2020

I visited the White House once during Obama’s Presidency. Had my family and I been fortunate enough to be lead on a tour by President Obama, I’d still be wearing a smile today, years later.

“And some say,many people say,that they drank grape Kool-Aid and ate fried chicken. With seasonings! Can you imagine?”

The tour ends in the Oval Office where Trump announces, “And here is where I f#@! over the entire country.”.

Dear White People:

“No one had ever seen the Oval Office!” the current president claimed during a recent meeting with business executives,

Clinton likely accomplished more work for the country while receiving oral sex than Trump has done his entire presidency. Clinton and Obama had the attention span and maturity to read security briefings, even though they were long and wordy and didn’t have pretty pictures.

An embarrassment doesn’t even begin to describe what the office has become.

“The president is proud of the White House and its rich history”

20 Bucks say Trump can’t name all the Presidents who served in his lifetime.