Right? Any other agency and there would be lines around the block, but CBP and ICE are radioactive. Only the most degenerate racist fuckwads want to go anywhere near those departments. That was always true but has only gotten worse under Trump.

The Republican base shops at Walmart without apology.

I’ve said this for a while now, that if Congress had wanted to “fix” immigration they could have done it decades ago. But the issues are that 1) Americans don’t want to pick fruit in the sun for 12 hours a day, 2) American are used to cheap food and cheap manual labor at this point (think landscapers, bricklayers,…

$60.7 million to a company that has produced only 33 new hires so far.

How do they not find enough bigots to strap on the Border Patrol jackboots in Trumpland?

Accenture Federal Services, $60.7 million? WTF? This is some high level corporate welfare. How do they not find enough bigots to strap on the Border Patrol jackboots in Trumpland?

So this definitely won’t lead to a fall in standards, the hiring of people who are fundamentally incompatible for the job, and a resulting increase in abusive behaviour or misconduct in position... 

I separated from the military in 2014 and I got to tell you, if this was ANNNYYY other agency they’d have vets marching straight to their door when they EAS’d. A federal job that’s taking everyone who applies? They could set up shop in a Transition Assistance Program classroom and probably meet their numbers in a…

Or borrow it from your parents. - Mitt Romney

The guy has, for 40 years, whined that he wasn’t indicted for Watergate because he stans Nixon so hard.  Then he got indicted and suddenly it’s a tremendous hardship.  Like, wow, that monkey’s paw sure didn’t grant your wish the way it always does, did it?  

I know you’re referring to Stone, but one of my favorite parts of this whole thing is Trump’s inability to contain his glee like a child with a juicy secret. While this was all going down, Trump just couldn’t help himself on the campaign trail, and gave all those shout-outs to WikiLeaks.

He’s doing a send up to Nixon, the guy that’s most remembered for being guilty as fuck. He’s doing a send up of the most infamous part of Nixon being guilty as fuck. How far up his own ass is he?

I actually watched part of Tucker’s meltdown over this. The mental gymnastics are Olympic level.

I bet Nixon doesn’t have a back tattoo of Stone.

This is basically someone who spent two-plus years running around in traffic complaining when he finally gets run over.

who has been rendered so broke he can’t afford health insurance

Don’t worry, I will.

“This is about silencing me!”

*Threatens witness(es) in Mueller investigation.*

It would have to take a willfully blind partisan not to see the abject hypocrisy here. One commenter was running around on the Stone articles yesterday screaming, “They never get them for anything but lying! Where’s the collusion?”  (And,…

Roger Stone hates democracy, hates America and hates humanity. He lied to get himself in to this situation and now he will continue to lie to try and save his worthless hide.