Or just save your phone storage space and battery and leave the fucking red China-made hat at home. You can thank me later.

Just get Sly Co-- oh wait.

If it weren’t for those crazy eyes, 45 probably would’ve already appointed her as U.S. Surgeon General.

“PATIENT READ DEADSPIN ARTICLE ON PHONE ABOUT WHAT WE STUCK UP OUR PENISES/BUTTS/VAGINAS AND THEN STUCK PHONE UP ANUS AND GOT IT STUCK IN ANUS”

It’s also funny because that song can apply to him not getting his wall or Hillary getting locked up (if he’s still being persistent about that).

Just like Trump, they’re happy about breaking laws and shitting on anyone going against their Dear Leader. If it were Obama ripping off some artist’s music (not that it won’t happen since he’s not a habitual law-breaker), they’d be calling for his ass to be thrown in jail.

WE LIKE BEER

Okay, it turns out that the username (which cannot be changed) was supposed to be my SSN. I kept trying to use a different one for some reason.

Some, you assume, are good people?

69%

Knowing their racism, that’s probably at least one reason they decided to attack.

If only someone could’ve told them that BBC stands for “Big Beautiful Country”...

These guys are going to milk this for all it’s worth, which I believe will lead to an udder success.  Anyone who has a beef with this is mad.

WTF?!? So I could’ve used my 100 AR points for something?!? Ugh, I should’ve known these libtard teachers would keep something from me. Everyone in the Deep State is all the same...

Ah, socialism. I remember my Pre-K teacher bringing in a guy in a nice suit and shades, attempting to sell some socialism to the class. I bought the shit out of that with my lunch money and I’d do it again.

“Cloud? What does a Border Security have to do with a Cloud? A Cloud is in the Sky, I think, and a Sky won’t stop Illegal Immigrants. Sad!”

Your phone just thought you needed more potassium in your diet.

Musk there always be a pun in the comments?

I often think about how much I want to just spend some time alone playing some old Pokemon games.  But at the same time, I’m reluctant to do so because they’re such a time sink and that won’t be feasible while I have to go to work.  Gotta love those days when you didn’t have to worry about dealing with work or paying…

Which can also be read as State of the Fucking Union.