Wow, what a disappointment. I was expecting him to make a comment about how these “non speech watchers” committed treason by not listening to Trump speak, or that CBS is Fake News by even suggesting that there were people who didn’t watch (including the “haters”). He’s really been slipping these days.

Not quite.  Why do you think he imprisoned so many children?

Sure it can.  He just needs to set up a big mirror and stare into it as he does his show.

Just 2019?  WTF?  You literally became a superhero for life.

I really enjoyed this take on his life.

Keep on with this GIF! Don’t take no shiitake from no one!

Either it’s me, or The Work Number (owned by yours truly Equifux) is so shitty that I need to reset my login PIN each time I log in because it won’t keep it.

I used it last year when it was free for me.  This year, though, I was told that Schedule 3 (for my Saver’s Credit) was no longer included and required Deluxe for $40.  This wouldn’t have been the case if it weren’t for this shitty 1040 revision.  Instead, I filed with TaxAct for free just fine and already have my…

This is good Kinja.

I’d watch Tom Cruise performing a HALO jump into the stadium during the halftime show (or even during the game).

I laughed.  I’ll take my airplane seat to hell.

And step on a LEGO crouton.

#RacistsTogether

I thought he was talking about the company Intel until I remembered that this fucking moron capitalizes a word every time he feels like it.

I hate these &&&&ing &&&holes misusing ampersands...

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said the quiet part loud again on Wednesday, describing Democrats’ attempt to pass a bill that makes Election Day a federal holiday as a “power grab.”

They could pretty much call themselves Pvt. Bone Spurs now.

Damn, beat me to it...

As you know, I had to end my life and health insurance in December because I couldn’t meet the premiums anymore. Every dollar I scrape up has to go to this fight. But still, I fight on.”

If he does finally get his wall, he won’t be done yet.  He’ll still want something else as he always has some imaginary battle to fight.  He’ll next focus on Muslims again, this time by demanding a huge floating wall to cover the entire sky above the country to keep out all terrorist planes.  It’ll cost $5.7 trillion,…