“I used to rape women, but then I took an arrow to the crotch.”

“Why is the $558,000 bottle of wine always gone?”

I thought it was some kind of weird typo until I actually checked the tweet...

We can just get them from the Walk of Fame. ;)

OMG this made me realize that Bruce Campbell sort of looks like Romney.  It would’ve been nice to see him on SNL back when Romney was still a thing.

Kids made fun of him, he got exposed to toxic waste that’s the GOP, and he became a literal monster.  The Powerpuff Girls predicted the future.

Beat me to it!

always

He’ll break any law or protocol just to erect his e-peen for his supporters.

Well, he does favor angry guys, apparently also green ones.

And this is her opinion on Kavanaugh’s nomination:

Little Donny will get the 40 free tickets while forcing the business to refuse it to others because they shouldn’t have to give free stuff to the poors.

I fucking love AdGuard and it has made Kinja browsing very pleasant. I already have a number of regular sites whitelisted and I’d love to add Kinja as soon as it gets a fucking clue.

Orange and brown are a perfect combination: Trump and turd.

I have a better idea:

when reality Trump tweets completely contradicts this.

“Just Do It (Resign)“

His dying wish would be for his funeral to have more “ratings” than Obama’s.

Thanks, Marty McFly...