Apparently this is what happens when you only read the articles for the pictures.

tl;dr: If you open email attachments, you’ll be alone forever. ;)

What a dolt.

I bet they only attempted this just because Dear Leader mentioned her and there’s no way they’re going to stop supporting his every move.

He also missed the opportunity to live on floor 69.  That’s not nice.

lol

<3

I live in Austin, which is getting more and more expensive as fuck. I can more likely move to a neighboring town, but it may still be too expensive for my low income, plus I don’t have a car. I really do want to move out and experience life kind of like I did when I was living in a college apartment, but I probably…

I actually went down this thread looking for someone who didn’t outright demean others for still living with their parents not out of pure choice (the ones that aren’t Nazis of course). Thank you.

To be fair (ugh), he decided to let his hideous red tie take a break.  Poor thing should just run away for good.

Obama breathes air.  Why are they still doing the same?  Don’t they all insist on doing everything opposite of Obama?

It still applies to the White House, sadly.

RoboKiller is wonderful.  Seeing that face show up on my lock screen to indicate a blocked call, as opposed to hearing it ring, is music to my ears.  The new radio feature for listening to recorded answer bots is a great touch, too.

Fuck this piece of slime sideways. I fear it won’t be long until one of these parents gets murdered by a Patriot(TM).  There’s just no justice in this damn country.

your favorite President!

When they go Sweet’N Low, we go high?

Something something fuck electric cars something something fuck global warming.