Like hell he wrote that tweet. “Diverted” is way too big of a word for him. He probably only gave recommendations on which words to capitalize.

lol

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If you listen closely, you can actually hear “Sad!” at the very end.

Yep yep yep!  He only cares about Amazon when it’s making him money or making him look good.  Other than that, he’s fine with them dying in a fire as long as Bezos is around to have his newspaper say “mean” things about him.

If Obama had seen a Trump presidency coming, I wonder if he would’ve instead established shitty policies just so that Trump can flip them around to make them good. Trump probably wouldn’t care too much about the outcome as long as he still got to do something about Obama’s policies.

Nah, that’s his latest lie detector test results.

Just stay away from him at night.

I’m giving my Thoughts and Prayers(TM) as we speak. I feel sooo sorry for her and I hope she’s doing okay.

In that case, she needs two more so that she can have one for each month. She can then name each yacht based on the assigned month. If she has any extra money lying around, she can even get a separate leap day yacht.

Us poor people have RAIDs (Redundant Array of Independent Disks) while DeVos has RAFFAIFYs (Redundant As Fuck Fucking Array of Independent Fucking Yachts).

I keep thinking that that bit at the very top is Minnesota trying to discreetly flick everyone off.

I bet the iceberg exploded afterwards, too.

Yes, Trump wrote that tweet.

“I’d like to offer my thoughts and prayers to the trans community.”

D: <eggplant>

“I guess when they put out blimps to make me feel unwelcome, no reason for me to stay in America,” Trump told The Sun. “I used to love America as a country. But when they make you feel unwelcome, why would I stay there?”

“Is there a ‘Rio Mann’ here?”

It also looks like he’s wearing one of those large sumo wrestler things for wrestling with others.  He looks the fucking worst in a suit.  I’m just glad we don’t have to see his ugly red tie this time.