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Video footage of the incident:

YES. I see this all the fucking time and it’s like I keep reading the same profiles over and over again. But hey, if they don’t really want to stand out, then fine.

I especially don’t like “dog lovers only.”  It’s especially annoying if someone seeing this really likes the person but has to swipe left because they’re allergic to dogs (not me, but in general).  I don’t like getting the impression from many woman that I’ll die alone if I never get a dog and post a bunch of pictures

What really bites about this is that I wasn’t the first to point out this pun.

Dick Cheney’s soul that Satan has kept?

He must’ve creamed himself when the SEALs freed Captain Phillips from those Somali pirates.

Peach is the “butt emoji.”

thereby declaring war on Law & Order.

Or the “Be Everything A Republican Scorns” award.

The more countries try to deny this, the more he’ll try to supply it.

+100 for reminding me of this show.

It’s also called a blizzard...

They’re probably going to add them to their ads first. Ads always come first on Kinja.

ScarJo can get picked and just pretend to be Ivanka as a Justice.

Yep!  If we just be nice to them, they’ll vote Democrat instead.

I hope these Trumpers take their “Mr. Trump makes no money from the presidency and is for all Americans unlike Killery” and shove it up their assholes.

We need to make sure they’re doing their duty.

* for white people only

Team Fortress 2 has that already figured out.