The highly anticipated meeting between Kim Jong Un and myself

Of course he’s too good to use a condom. Then again, I doubt Melania actually still lets him in there.

...yep, I’m pregnant. I’m not sure where this will come out of, though.

AKA making America great again (literally, because we’re all better off with him staying the fuck away from his desk).

“MEXICO has agreed to pay for the WALL! In the meantime, 50% off TRUMP Steaks! By the WAY, No Collusion!”

Propecia must be a brand I haven’t heard of before.

Three

Richard the Hedgehog

Ah, the conservative party, known for doing things themselves and not turning to hand-outs...

Maybe the Internet is worth keeping after all.

I think he needs to fix his flickering SHIFT key.

Either that dog is being forced to smile, or is having the everlasting shit choked out of him/her.

I actually read this in some movie narrator’s voice, also thanks to the “record scratch” which added a nice touch. +1

Whatever it is, it’ll probably be on Urban Dictionary soon.

WALL

I went car shopping today but didn’t find anything that I loved. After driving to the dealership and test driving one of the vehicles with my dad, I realized more that I just suck at driving and would be a danger on the road. I did already get my license some years ago, but I was with an instructor and the course was…

He at least started tweeting apologies to Dimitri Putin.