Yeah, lie with me, lie for the [8 years]
Lie for the laughter, sing for the [lib] tear
Lie with me, [not] just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord [who is a good guy] will take you away

Nailed it

Shit, even a little kid with a piggy bank and tooth fairy quarters can handle money better than Trump.

This never gets old.

E. Jack Ulate

That “wait, what?” look at the end just kills me.

“Crews 2020: No, Ted Ain’t Running Again”

Only one can save us now:

He also needs to stop using a random number generator to decide which random word to put in all caps.

Never before have we met a man who can type an insult with one hand and continue jerking off with the other to the insulting of said person.

Even as the head of the Executive Branch, Trump isn’t too interested in enforcing laws anyway.

+1

Sadly, I don’t think we’ll ever see a tweet from him that’s not done while on the shitter.

“FAKE NEWS Media strikes again! I wasn’t at the border, I was eating at On the Border! STOP THE LIES!!!”

Maybe he can even get John Coffey to “take back” what Trump is taking away from this country.

Oops, I forgot “WITCH HUNT.” Oh well, I’d have to spend all day on this comment to come up with everything.