“I will NOT use “CORPS” instead of “CORE” because it sounds like “CORPSE” and there will be NO dead soldiers on my watch! Watch!”

The Tiffany of the Trump family, as one can call it.

Even if she did go with it, Trumpy would’ve screamed “FAKE NEWS DNA TESTING MEDIA” and continue on with his day. He’ll believe whatever he wants to believe.

Plus it has Christopher Fucking Lloyd. He gave life to BttF.

I needed this today. <3

Just in case we need more:

“We need to arm each teacher with a video game!”

Do you mean the Hatch Act specifically? I believe we’re allowed to donate to a partisan candidate as long as it’s not done in a federal facility.

Yes, but clearly libtards are still the losers for wanting kids to be safe from guns.

I think this check is wrong.

General Bone Spurs must’ve been too busy doing great things for the American people over in Florida, otherwise he probably would’ve said he was ready to run all the way to the White House, without a weapon (or a bottle of water), to stop this man from killing himself. What would Crooked Killery have done? NOTHING! Sad!

I would’ve gone with “YES, PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GOLFING AGAIN” instead, but I can understand if they can’t say whatever is really on their minds.

“Here’s where Donald goes berserk.”

Oh fuck, I can’t believe I missed this. You win all my stars.

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?