She was our greatest threat.

If he was nodding off, then Betsy DeVos must’ve been snoring like a lawnmower (sorry, lawnmowers).

Where have I heard this one before...

Moral of the story: Republicans need to quite fucking with healthcare before the next Walter White comes along and helps blow up more planes and poisons more kids.

Welp, almost time for teachers to change their job titles on their CVs to “armed educator” and to list that firearms training completion. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Nah, they’ll just buy them up like those libs did with that Fake News Trump Book, then burn/delete them to make a statement. It’s just another way for them to kill their disposable income while making the Obamas richer.

I don’t care what anyone says. This is one of my favorite movies ever.

I had no idea John Travolta had such a noble stance.

You monster.

The best part of the Super Bowl!

Trump instructed the Justice Department to put together a regulation banning bump stocks

Wrong and wrong. It’s gotta be Van Buren. I heard that guy was a total dickhole to everyone and just wanted America to burn right down.

I’m going to celebrate it as Washington’s Birthday, not as Presidents’ Day, because fuck Trump.

Is... there a PhD for that or something?

I can sleep, but my mornings are miserable and the cold just adds to it. I’m hopeful for a decent life ahead yet am afraid that 45 will ruin so many things before I have that chance. I really hope it’s just the media that’s putting out a lot of negative articles because they sell well, rather than actually believing…

“Not on my watch!”

Someone should RAM her off that podium and out of the room.

Ohhhhhhhhh Canada...

If there was a platinum(b) medal, he’d be the first one to win it.