“I can feel it [the missiles] coming in the air tonight...”

If it doesn’t look like his own homes, then it’s not good enough. Only the most luxurious bunker!

Tell me again how Killary was the only one hungry to start a war? Oh wait, that was just this toddler (apologies, other toddlers). Carry on.

“I see you used to work at Walmart. What was your reason for leaving?”

Nope. *sigh*

O-O-O-O’REILLYYYYYYY

Fuck, you really do learn something new every day!

Dumbass walked himself into that one. Never has any other Administration shown to be dumb enough to try to get North Korea to strike the country.

He probably thinks it’s just “gum” spelled incorrectly so many times. Sad!

This image itself doesn’t count, right? D:

Cool cool, but can we please get back to talking about Obama’s golf trips to other properties he doesn’t own? Thanks!

ZING

Obama: “I’d like a ham and cheese sandwich, please.”

That next Trump Cabinet position is as good as hers.

Who is this guy? /rhetorical question

Wow, Kristen Stewart has really let herself go...

Translation: “That one thug once lived here and touched stuff.”

Welp, I guess we haven’t seen the last of her.

I laughed. Sia in hell!