Ugh, all those people calling her a fearless patriot is making me sick. They’re pretty much mutilating the word to refer to anyone who supports Trump and other “good” Republicans. Yet, I’m still laughing my ass off at them for honestly believing that Trump has their back. He really knows how to play people for…

Come on, Chris Christie! Don’t let this guy maintain the highest record of the lowest approval rating! Show the country that you really can achieve the lowest of the low! I have faith in you!

And yet, it’s still a little too high for him.

This is good Kinja.

First he shuts down a bridge, and now a beach. Next, he’ll probably shut down a public bathroom just so that he can use it by himself.

She’ll then make some more on 4th of July and remind us how to make them!

Yep, this is a thing tweeted by the president of the United States. We have allowed a complete moron to take such a high office, and he gets to do this instead of keeping the country in check. We’ll pretty much have to deal with this for the next four years since nothing will be done to kick his ass out of the White…

Sorry, but some of us don’t want to let a bunch of terrorists build a bomb together on American soil in order to blow up innocent Americans. /s

I actually meant to put a 1, but... oh, screw it. That second one can be in spirit. :)

+2 for “Wealthcare”

I think this made me laugh a little more than it should’ve.

It probably stands for “Obama” and is another slam of him.

Does this mean they’re now accepting bitcoin?

“Specialize in prosecuting the Trump Family” does sound like it would be an adequate resume entry. They really are inspiring more people to become lawyers, so we can’t entirely say that Trump isn’t helping to bring new jobs to the economy.

Haha! Fuck regulation getting in the way of making America great again! Let the corporations do whatever they want! More coal and a trashier environment! Burning down America will make America great again!

Translation: “I’m sorry you all didn’t like what I had to say and I promise I’m not the huge shitspoon I make myself out to be with my words. Can we all just forget about this and go back to shitting on the country?”

They really are recognizing Jobs more and more!

I’m not sure I’d want to come on it.

That’s probably not the best thing to do when you have a Target on your back.