And if all else fails, just have Soros give him all the cash he needs.

This never not applies to Ricky:

I think the owner of that dildo will be very happy to have it back.

Thank you. I was hoping I wouldn’t have to get it while on my phone.

Is Locomotive never going to get tired of this place?

Let’s Go To Prison is one of my guilty (pun not intended) pleasures.

This needs more stars.

The corruption stink all over them is so strong, I can even smell it through my monitor.

lol

What’s wrong with visiting somewhere to learn the Heimlich on your way to your destination? ;)

I do love waking up to a new, random informative article and learning something new from it. Thanks!

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought he looked like a young Michael Cera!

Nope, because Trump doesn’t hire experts. He prefers rich butt-kissers.

He complained whined to his staff babysitters that the nine-day tour through the Middle East and Europe was too long and fatiguing.

Who would do that?

I thought it was for all the single people. If not, I’ll get my stuff and leave.

I’m right there with you (not in that way, I suppose not, but you know what I mean). ;’(

*opens legs*

:’( /s