“Hi, my name is Ivanka Trump, and...”

It’s a new kind of slimy. Hell, even actual slime can’t hope to be that slimy.

This may also be considered child abuse.

I wish this could prove that Trump has ties to Russia, but hopefully it’s actually sending a message. I’m also tempted to say that Comey was pretty much used to help him get elected, only to get thrown right out under the bus as soon as the time was right. As much as Comey deserves this, this is just showing how…

Me, too. I consider it a decent end of a Sunday, and I like a little comedy (he does kinda add such an element at times) before starting a new week. If he were running for president, I would probably vote for him.

Perfection.

I only had to look up Technetium and Thulium.

Thanks for sharing. <3

“It can only be JAAAAAREDDDDD”

Holy shit, there’s even a twisty pipe that can kinda look like a twisty dick. D:

Yeah, they really get that Dolphin. ;)

Now this is the Jezebel I know and love.

Maybe he secretly eats them, like many Republicans against homosexuality who probably indulge in it.

Maybe they’ll just send us all to concentration camps instead.

Yes, and that’s because he’s not attracted to his own daughters, like a true family man.

Yeah, easy to say when you’re a robot.

“No one can start this car but me!”