professional victims

Stealing this. We’re gonna need Larry Wilmore than ever (that was an awkward pun).

Let’s just hope Trump is not told about this.

“Academic elites”? Is that what we’re calling scientists nowadays?

Thanks, Obama!

If it had any affiliation with the White House, then I think that’s a no. They’re allowed to get away with saying anything.

It’s not an emergency hotline. You’re thinking of 911.

Yep, same here. Though, I believe we’re forbidden from speaking to the media in an official position, unless it was actually our job (not mine).

Or SorOS, a brand new computing experience.

Only Russian hookers get to roll on Trump, though.

No, because he thinks it’s a real football, and he only has golf there.

I’ll give it a try:

Please slow down! I’m getting tired of all this winning! /s

They were probably also paid by some German version of Soros to boo her.

Hell, even she could probably beat Romney from the top spot, and he’s out of touch as fuck.

They missed the perfect opportunity to use one of the best German compound words ever: “Backpfeifengesicht,” which means means, ‘face that should be slapped’.

I’m sure he wouldn’t, considering Trumpers claim that California is mostly behind Hillary winning the popular vote.

I wonder what name Jeff Sessions has for this city that’s within the United States.