So much for it being yellowcake.

I really hope SNL is listening to this and brings back Melissa McCarthy for yet another appearance of Spicey. I love seeing him get dragged through the mud.

“Hey hey hey hey! Don’t you forget about that comb!”

No amount of Photoshopping can make two sleazebags look good, because they’re still sleazebags.

Great, so now the White House is a Trump family business, and we’re all forced to be their customers. And just like any business of his, it’ll go bankrupt soon enough. MAGA!

I hope he used Forrest Gump’s mother’s definition of the word.

Even that would’ve been a far better response to Passover.

Jimmy, just get this over with, please. Trump is gonna taunt you into attacking anyway, so why wait?

I guess he didn’t get his complimentary one yet. :/

‘As we hit day 81 in the President’s administration, we have done so many great things, including nominate and confirm a Supreme Court justice, roll back more regulations than any president in modern times, roll back the Obama-era war on coal, oil, and natural gas, restored confidence in the economy,’

“Gar[land]!”

There’s gorsuch thing like that, though.

Sadly, I didn’t come up with it. The credit goes to NPH:

Yep, I agree. I’ve never had a problem with my debit card online, but I was only lucky. I eventually applied for a credit card, and oddly enough, they mistakenly sent me a new debit card with the same number but different expiration date and CVV, instead of an affinity credit card I had asked for (I still don’t have…

The program will probably be called “Circle of Life Lock”.

“Mr. O’Reilly, did you touch these women in the naughty areas without their consent?”

I’m okay with this.

And now Bill O’Reilly should take some time to clean all the love stains from the carpet.

I don’t know, but can we please get back to talking about how much we spent on Obama’s golf trips?