Instead of working to make this country better for everyone, we instead have to focus on preventing the GOP from causing damage while cleaning up all of their mess. Fuck them all indeed, and whomever helped Trump rise to power.

One word: Backpfeifengesicht

He also hates Nixon because he doesn’t like presidents who get caught.

I can’t wait until ICE gets...

How could you bear to make jokes like this?!?

He probably does, and waits for it to be spilled (the climax).

Serendipity is also one of my favorite words. :-)

He probably gets turned on by servers entering and exiting the kitchen doors. So much penetration, but not enough semen.

One criterion Trump has for choosing appointees is that they must misunderstand an Onion article and it must match his own answer.

So, when do we start making America great again?

He’s the victim and that black guy shouldn’t have been blacking while being black. It’s the same damn thing each time.

“I love the blacks” my ass. He enjoyed this and he knows it. Fuck this administration to hell.

When Trump leaves office, he’ll have a ghostwriter whip up some garbage about how he was the best president ever. He/she may need to also write a dumbed-down version so even Trump can read it (or maybe that’ll be the only version). I’m just soaking up all this good news from the Obamas and couldn’t be happier about…

I like you.

Someone needs to call George Soros!

Right?!? What about the dog?

That’s cool, but you know what else will save millions (even billions) of dollars? Abolishing the EPA! Weeeeeeeeeeeee! /s

Stealing

If anyone does, then just have them watch The Green Mile. ;)

So, healthcare in this country in this case is like some kind of mystery box. Got it.