Ask White Supremacist Butchers to Split a Package of White Meat When Cooking for One

I like how he thinks that the strike is not about him, as if he’s trying to join in with everyone. No, shit-for-brains, this is mostly against you. Oh, but you’re confident that it’s just George Soros sending them checks and that they genuinely still love you. Just like a Republican, you come out with a useless…

A rare glimpse of Trump’s childhood.

There needs to be one of these for everything Spicer says because I really can’t understand his bullshit.

What he really meant to post:

It’s how they get their limp dicks up.

“Hey, where’s my invitation?!? Sad!”

I’m still wondering how he still has a job after pretty much violating the Hatch Act. On the other hand, he gets to keep blood on his hands for helping this monster get elected, and I hope he starts to regret it one day.

I can’t wait until this ICE...

If you really want this person to go back to their country... then maybe consider not shooting them? The longer they have to stay in the hospital, the longer it’ll take them to be able to leave the country. Try to think something out for a change, you fucking dumbass pieces of shit.

If it looks like a Moose-lamb, then it’s a Moose-lamb!

Or maybe it was an HM and still insisted on having it removed by visiting a Move Deleter. :/

His username seems fitting, too. Too lazy to come up with a username and instead having the cat walk across the keyboard for one.

Yep!

“Sad!” - Trump

“I went to this school and didn’t rape any kids! See? I’m innocent! Sad!”

He’s trying to be ahead of the game once Trump turns back time and makes AOL and Geocities great again.

I think Sessions is starting to grow some pointy ears, too.