I have a hard time believing that this isn’t from Reno 911!.

Jebs!

She probably used to read that to him all the time before bed.

I need to be him.

Yeah, but he’s the least anti-Semitic person you’ll ever meet, so quit worrying about it already (yes, he really did say that about himself).

I have the worst fucking caretakers.”

It seemed to take me a while to realize that the guy’s last name was not Biden.

I pictured this as a Family Guy flashback.

Starred for the Dodgeball reference.

Where did you come from?!?

Today was actually my 25th birthday. How interesting that on this one day, another Jewish cemetery was desecrated, the 2017 Oscars was hosted, and Donny ate fucking well-done steak with fucking ketchup. At least now I can save more on auto insurance and rent cars.

I work within the treasury, so Trump is pretty much my highest boss. I’m at least glad that the Hatch Act makes it harder to bring politics inside the federal workplace.

I think it’s pretty much Trumpy’s own monument since he probably won’t get his big head on Mount Rushmore. No matter how many people speak out about this, he’s doing it anyway because he really wants it himself. If it does get built, I hope it’ll get peed on a lot by passersby.

It’ll be easy to break through alright. Nice wordplay.

I’d prefer both.

He’s even telling real anti-Semites to “stop it”! Now that’s leadership!

I’m sorry, but could we please get back to talking about those emails again?

If only Carter Slade were around...

I hope they’ll have plenty of gum for Spicer.

Or an ATM: