Thank goodness for the “remove” link from the view history.

Nah, I can keep it. Someone else may end up mentioning it anyway, plus “queue” seems to work as well for other meanings (though that was still unexpected).

Yes! Jezebel Cookie News Network is the bag for Big Cookie and Hillary Clinton!

He’s not getting his head on Mount Rushmore, so this is probably the next best thing for him. I’m sure his supporters will still be excited about paying more taxes as long as it comes from a Republican president.

Yes, I know the difference. It just didn’t come to mind at the time.

Well, they do say that the first job usually sucks.

Queue the Donald Trump tweet about those people being so nasty to her. Bears!

Trump can teach you, but he’ll have to charge.

BUYGHAZI!

Even at 971 stars, this still needs more.

He’d at least want to do the first thing, I’m sure.

They’re really so-called Christians.

He’s going to cook all the turkeys pardoned by Obama, if overturning all his laws just isn’t satisfying enough.

Trump’s a grade-A fucking dumbass. He should know all this, being a businessman at all. Then again, he doesn’t because he’s a special kind of dumb. Just another example of how much he doesn’t care about the American people. Fuck him and his greedy family.

“I was never bit by a zombie. YOU said I was bit by a zombie. I was using YOUR words. *scratches wound*”

I’m sure she feels great for sticking up for the very same rich people who wouldn’t miss a second of screwing her over. Just as long as these particular rich people are Republicans, of course.

What the fuck does “always pushing me to do the right thing” even mean here? For one thing, this is a lie (unless she’s the one calling all the shots here). Also, I don’t think Nordstrom will get weepy after hearing that and then change their mind. Donald Trump, a so-called businessman, doesn’t know how businesses…

It reminds me when Pat Robertson said “doing sex” (instead of “having sex”). These people are so hilarious when they try to cover up their bullshit.